You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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