i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
this will be a night to untag.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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