yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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