On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
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So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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