Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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