mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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