am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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