I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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