i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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