Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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