How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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