She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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