I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
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Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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