i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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