i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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