yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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