ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
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lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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