I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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