I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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