I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
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Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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