This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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