Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
It's a yes or no question.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!