You're so nebulous sometimes
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
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That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS