just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
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i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow