so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick