yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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