That's intense
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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