Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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