How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
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My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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