My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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