I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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