my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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