Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Randomize
