Nicole vs. Life
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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