My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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