But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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