Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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