I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
