I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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porn star boner night. come get it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
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I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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