how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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