i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Randomize
