I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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