I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
