The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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