Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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