just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
you guys were way drunker than both of me
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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