4 words: hood of his car
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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