Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
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WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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