If i come over, it means nothing
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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