he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Are my feet made of real feet?
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
whose parrot is this?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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