can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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