Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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