I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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