So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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