I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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