when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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